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El carajillo

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[h=1]APRAYER FOR THE STRESSED[/h]

 

Grant me the serenity toaccept the things I cannot changeThe courage to change thethings I cannot acceptAnd the wisdom to hide thebodies of those people I hadTo kill today because theypissed me off.

And also help me to be carefulof the toes I step onToday as they may be connectedto the ass that I may haveTo kiss tomorrow

Help me to always give 100% atwork….

 

12% on Monday

 

23% on Tuesday

 

40% on Wednesday

 

20% on Thursday

 

5% on Friday

And help me to remember…..When I am having a really baddayAnd it seems that people aretrying to piss me off,That it takes 42 muscles tofrown andOnly 4 to extend my arm andsmack the ******* in the mouth!

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man walks into a fishmongers with a large salmon under his arm

"do you do fishcakes?"asked the man

"we do yeah"siad the fishmonger

"well can you do one for this fella......he's 2 today".

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