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5 minutes ago, Cooffe said:

Like a good fart.

How do you categorise a "good" fart....

Is a good fart:

 - an evil fart?
 - a baaaad fart?
- a silent (and therefore deniable) fart?

These are questions that remain unanswered...... and possibly best to remain that way?

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Just now, Drewster said:

How do you categorise a "good" fart....

Is a good fart:

 - an evil fart?
 - a baaaad fart?
- a silent (and therefore deniable) fart?

These are questions that remain unanswered...... and possibly best to remain that way?

I admit to all of mine - honesty is key. So therefore a loud, undeniably "you" (or me) fart. One that is impossible to mistake with anyone else's brand/brew. One that is both relieving, and satisfying at the same time. Imagine walking through a forest and crunching some crisp autumnal leaves underfoot, or having a fresh blanket of snow on the ground, ready to walk over and disturb. Being the first one out in the morning and being able to breathe in the fresh air before anyone else, and think to yourself "today's going to be a good day". That's what a good fart feels like to me.

Also, bonus points if you make it reverb/amplify in the toilet bowl.

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1 minute ago, Cooffe said:

Also, bonus points if you make it reverb/amplify in the toilet bowl.

Don't tell Milly there are points involved.........

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Just now, Drewster said:

Don't tell Milly there are points involved.........

You may want to retract that one that you just gave me... She could see and things may get a bit... sticky

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1 minute ago, Cooffe said:

You may want to retract that one that you just gave me... She could see and things may get a bit... sticky

What!!! Extra points for a Shart?


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Just now, Drewster said:

What!!! Extra points for a Shart?

Can neither confirm nor deny.

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I am sorry but I’m not getting involved in this crap 😑😑

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7 minutes ago, MildredM said:

I am sorry but I’m not getting involved in this crap 😑😑

Pun intended or not?

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13 minutes ago, MildredM said:

I am sorry but I’m not getting involved in this crap 😑😑

This stinks

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5 minutes ago, Cooffe said:

Pun intended or not?

Just a minute, I’m busy 🙂

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37 minutes ago, MildredM said:

Just a minute, I’m busy 🙂

You earned your internet point for that one

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39 minutes ago, MildredM said:

Just a minute, I’m busy 🙂

Only a minute?

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good to see the forum intact for once - there's nothing like derailing a thread with farts!

 

I'd like to see a fart in the likes options pop up, btw. 

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9 hours ago, MildredM said:

Oh and another thing . . . ... . I hardly ever get Liked for anything these days.)

If we changed it to a Cat Forum we could change Liked to Licked.  🐈

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