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Hilarious - would have been even funnier if it hadn't been staged.


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Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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Flipping heck! I didn’t know it would pan out like this . . . Roll on to a new topic :)

 

 

Yes please , can we roll on to a NEW topic:good:

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Blatantly stolen from someone on FB:

 

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it is $2.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.


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Things to think about:

 

What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

 

If poison is past its sell by date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

 

Which letter is silent in the word “Scent” the S or the C?

 

To intentionally lose a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as winning.

 

100 years ago everybody owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses.

 

If you replace “W” with “T” in What, Where and When, you get the answer to each of them.

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The peculiarity of espresso beverage is the simultaneous presence of three dispersed phases coexisting within a matrix, namely a concentrated solution of salts, acids, sugars, caffeine and many other hydrophilic substances. These phases are: an emulsion of oil droplets, a suspension of solid particles and an effervescence of gas bubbles, which evolves into a foam.

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says Hasi.

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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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The brexit beginning....http://cloud.tapatalk.com/s/5c9e035195b3b/VID-20190328-WA0005.mp4


It doesn't matter how you get there it's only the end result that matters

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For the first time in history, the UK is probably seeing the end of May before the end of April.


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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another tectonic plate?

 

Sorry, my fault

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This was sent to me by a pal. Couldn’t resist:

 

THIS IS A TEST:

 

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover what type of person you are under pressure.

 

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

 

Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.

 

 

THE SITUATION:

 

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

 

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

 

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

 

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

 

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.

 

 

NOW THE TEST:

 

Suddenly you see a man in the water.

 

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

 

You move closer. The man looks familiar.

 

You realize who it is.

 

It's Donald Trump!

 

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

 

 

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

 

You can save the life of Donald Trump or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the most powerful Republicans in America.

 

 

THE QUESTION:

 

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.

 

"Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?"


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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

 

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

 

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

 

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

 

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

 

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.


Espresso: Ceado E92 (modified for single dose); Vesuvius; VST baskets and refractometer.

Other: Aeropress, Sowden and Alessi Moka Pot; Mazzer Robur doser with Auber timer; Mazzer Mini E; Expobar Leva Dual Boiler

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My three favourite things are eating my children and not using commas...

 

Capital letters, the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse....


Sage DTP | Santos #4

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Ah Beng went for an job interview at the Microsoft support centre in downtown Delhi. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"

 

Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"

 

"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".

 

Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

 

Ah Beng got the job....... You may have spoken to him

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How many brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up!

Edited by Hasi

says Hasi.

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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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How much space becomes available if Great Britain leaves the European Union?

 

1GB


says Hasi.

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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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How much space becomes available if Great Britain leaves the European Union?

 

1GB

 

You're on form HASI and you were such a quiet lad when you started :D:D:D.

 

Jon.


One Life this is it, it's not a rehearsal so enjoy it best you can - Have some fun, buy a coffee machine.;)

 

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You're on form HASI and you were such a quiet lad when you started :D:D:D.

 

Jon.

 


says Hasi.

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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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Marks & Spencer, you do make me smile . . .

 

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Indeed they are . . .

 

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2019 L-R with hand turned Thuya burr handles and toggles / Monolith Titan Flat & Conical / HG-1 / Kalita wave / Stag kettle / OCD / Joey Skateboard Handle Pullman Big Step & matching stirrer / Wenge Handle Lev Tamp / Push Tamper / Puqpress / 15g & 18g vst / IMS 35μM / LDT / Barista Gear Titanium 12oz pitchers / LW Bean Cellars & Caddy / Decent thermometer / Acme Evo 150ml cups / Espazzola / Hottop / embroidered by me bar towels / in the cellars: Steampunk, North Star, Foundry, The Barn, HasBean, Coffee Compass / part-time LSOL participant / 6 gorgeous guineas / a dog / a very lovely husband / 

 

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'This Sunday I will be out in the road saying - "Hasi says your impeading me from pursuing my recreational motivations while you wank off over the finer details of some aloof brainfork" :whistle: ' @jimbojohn55

Deep Thought says 'tight wiggles' is the answer. @Scotford

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