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LAC first round match: garydyke1 v Milanski

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  1. 1. Whose art is best?



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Gary, have you noticed your poll voting colour is PINK?

Pink is a pansy's colour. Who'd want to vote for a pansy? Eugh!


Coffee enema anyone?

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Gary, have you noticed your poll voting colour is PINK?

Pink is a pansy's colour. Who'd want to vote for a pansy? Eugh!

 

Less talky talky more milky milky. Youre Better off spending your time with a jug in hand steaming , you'll need every waking minute at this rate .


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Shit, actually you are totally right!! I'm off!


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Seeing as this competition isnt based on actual latte art .....(thinking) .......If I win , those who vote for me - i will pick one name at random and send them some of my homebrew ale.


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Very poor. Your bribery technique and the flavour of your homebrew...oh and your latte art.


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;) (runs to fridge to check there actually is any milk in there)

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The votes are now flooding in .

 

Milan is it still on , or have you tapped out already ?


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Gary did you see what bribery did to Daren?


AKA Toffee chips

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You wish! We're on bro...prepare to be humbled.


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I have to go and get more beans...back in an hour.


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:( my local roaster shuts at 2.30pm on a Thursday.

Had to go for supermaket beans!! :o

Lucky I don't really drink coffee with milk so all my attempts are just gonna go straight down the sink...


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Thats lucky because your chances are already down there :)


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Gary did you see what bribery did to Daren?

 

No, what happened? It isnt bribery , its called generosity : )


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Right im off to the gym to get pumped up.

 

Rattleware = check

Milk in fridge = check

Brewtus warming up = check

Beans dialled in = not quite

 

(cracks nuckles)

 

.....and remember this isnt personal. Business is business. I dont choose my opponents but I destroy them. :D

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Right im off to the gym to get pumped up.

 

Rattleware = check

Milk in fridge = check

Brewtus warming up = check

Beans dialled in = not quite

 

(cracks nuckles)

 

.....and remember this isnt personal. Business is business. I dont choose my opponents but I destroy them. :D

 

It's all getting a bit village people now.......


I write a blog, it's nothing to do with coffee ...

https://rjwinc.wordpress.com

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I'm at a slight disadvantage what with my humble Gaggia Classic, the Silivia steam wand only having been on it a week and supermarket beans (so grinder yet to get dialled in), but you know what? I'm not worried cos I'm gonna blow you so far out of the sky people are gonna think our neighbours from Alpha Centauri have come to take closer look.


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You don't have to blow hard to knock out a brummy!!!


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I'm at a slight disadvantage what with my humble Gaggia Classic, the Silivia steam wand only having been on it a week and supermarket beans (so grinder yet to get dialled in), but you know what? I'm not worried cos I'm gonna blow you so far out of the sky people are gonna think our neighbours from Alpha Centauri have come to take closer look.

 

Good luck Milanski.

 

The classic is perfectly capable of producing results. Have a look at dave.wiltons work here

 

http://coffeeforums.co.uk/showthread.php?12108-Gaggia-classic-steaming-and-latte-art

 

u9e9y9y2.jpg

 

 

pretty impressive:good:


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You don't have to blow hard to knock out a brummy!!!

 

Again getting a bit village people ......


I write a blog, it's nothing to do with coffee ...

https://rjwinc.wordpress.com

Instagram - rjw_inc

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Heh! Too true!

 

Oh no! I'm already behind on the polls :( What happened to voting for the underdog!?


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You don't have to blow hard to knock out a brummy!!!

 

Come on Garry there's Brummy pride at stake here. (If there is such a thing... Jasper Carrot, Rusty Lee, UB40, Duran Duran, Barry the fattest man in Britain)


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I'm at a slight disadvantage what with my humble Gaggia Classic, the Silivia steam wand only having been on it a week and supermarket beans (so grinder yet to get dialled in), but you know what? I'm not worried cos I'm gonna blow you so far out of the sky people are gonna think our neighbours from Alpha Centauri have come to take closer look.

 

Hehehee, darn it I'm at parent's evening during the final showdown :(

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Not long now boys... Good luck both of you (especially you Milanski ;) )


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