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  1. As we near the end of CFUK’s 10th Anniversary year, it’s my pleasure to reveal that Snakehips ProDucktions have, once again, dredged their puddle of talent and imagination to bring you……. THE COFFEE BEAN PREPARATION SOCIETY We recommend you don your earphones, sit back and enjoy Snakehips as never before….. or maybe just go down the pub instead. [video=youtube_share;pDXOxLFjj14]
  2. Saw a for sale thread and it reminded me of this little ditty. I also used to know it as Ashby De la Zouch under the "sea"...lets enter the twilight zone together. Sort of reminds me of the Wigan Pier thing.... Or am I not getting too old and this passes many by....
  3. I have not been well these last few days and have spent many hours confined to bed or in the small room. In one of my less delirious, caffeine deprived, moments I fleetingly pondered whether or not it was likely that coffee was the cause of my ills. Did I have a severe dose of the shots...........or just something very similar? I may never know for sure! This is what prompted me to start a post where maybe we should compile a definitive listing of coffee related ailments and medical conditions. The most common CRAC of course is the Barista strain of Upgraditis: This specifically targets home coffee enthusiasts and is an irrational and irresistible desire to have the same espresso equipment on your counter top as @MildredM has on her's. Here are a couple of perhaps, lesser known CRACs to get the list started. Severe Brewsing : The inevitable consequence of purchasing any three of the following; AeroPress. V60, Kalita Wave, Chemex, Syphon, Eva Solo Fractured Faema : Typically sustained after being dropped form a great height by a cheapjack carrier. Coronary Artery Disease : Primary symptom is the inability to pour latte hearts. There must be more......please feel free to to contribute.
  4. LOL.. This made me laugh. Made me think of Sunbucks
  5. El carajillo


    [h=1]APRAYER FOR THE STRESSED[/h] Grant me the serenity toaccept the things I cannot changeThe courage to change thethings I cannot acceptAnd the wisdom to hide thebodies of those people I hadTo kill today because theypissed me off. And also help me to be carefulof the toes I step onToday as they may be connectedto the ass that I may haveTo kiss tomorrow Help me to always give 100% atwork…. 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Friday And help me to remember…..When I am having a really baddayAnd it seems that people aretrying to piss me off,That it takes 42 muscles tofrown andOnly 4 to extend my arm andsmack the ******* in the mouth! A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED.doc
  6. Again no resemblance to persons, events or places living or dead etc.. etc.. If your offended....then tough, because it wasn't about you....or perhaps it was! I think this one will only make sense to seasoned forumites (hence it's unlisted) and those with a great deal of historical knowledge....you know who you are. [video=youtube_share;BZNjD6ZoyDk]
  7. Would be interesting to gauge people's thoughts on this https://uk.video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIuvQSlVGAcAUAX23olQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByZWc0dGJtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMQ--?p=barista+techniques+for+perfect+espresso&vid=41337610a21582abfcd3dd51b7de760b&l=4%3A26&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DWN.j%252fIBFOMWAQQ3jGYqso6O2w%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0vEfbO1hLlA&tit=The+perfect+espresso&c=0&sigr=11baj0vak&sigt=10k6skkvu&sigi=121kjvusk&age=1192809600&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av&fr=ipad&tt=b Hopefully the link works, sounds all wrong but don't knock it until you try it right?!
  8. MildredM - 10,000 Posts! ........... Where is she now? Am I alone in being somewhat concerned about MildredM ? To my knowledge, there have been no forum posts by our prolific posting, grinder hoarding, bar towel embroidering, head of entertainment for at least the last ten minutes! Surely she’s not calling it quits and retiring at 10,000 ? Maybe she’s decided she’s got the badge and worn the teeshirt and that’s it? Lets hope everybody’s favourite forum aunty is ok and is just taking a quiet moment out to cuddle a guinea pig and take a deep breath before pressing on towards 20,000.
  9. Apropos of nothing my wife gave me this, the likeness is uncanny.
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