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    Default Humour.

    [h=APRAYER FOR THE STRESSED]1[/h]


    Grant me the serenity toaccept the things I cannot changeThe courage to change thethings I cannot acceptAnd the wisdom to hide thebodies of those people I hadTo kill today because theypissed me off.
    And also help me to be carefulof the toes I step onToday as they may be connectedto the ass that I may haveTo kiss tomorrow
    Help me to always give 100% atwork….

    12% on Monday

    23% on Tuesday

    40% on Wednesday

    20% on Thursday

    5% on Friday
    And help me to remember…..When I am having a really baddayAnd it seems that people aretrying to piss me off,That it takes 42 muscles tofrown andOnly 4 to extend my arm andsmack the ******* in the mouth!
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    man walks into a fishmongers with a large salmon under his arm

    "do you do fishcakes?"asked the man


    "we do yeah"siad the fishmonger


    "well can you do one for this fella......he's 2 today".

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