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    Hilarious - would have been even funnier if it hadn't been staged.
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    says Hasi.

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    I know a joke about a statistician, but you've probably heard it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MildredM View Post
    Flipping heck! I didn’t know it would pan out like this . . . Roll on to a new topic

    Yes please , can we roll on to a NEW topic

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    Blatantly stolen from someone on FB:

    A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it is $2.50. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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    Things to think about:

    What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

    If poison is past its sell by date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

    Which letter is silent in the word “Scent” the S or the C?

    To intentionally lose a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as winning.

    100 years ago everybody owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Now everyone owns a car and only the rich own horses.

    If you replace “W” with “T” in What, Where and When, you get the answer to each of them.

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